*points at a boy* that one i want that one
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
drum roll please
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
this gif ruined my life
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all