snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

hotanimegirl:

this gif ruined my life

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calibrashuns:

izumoharuki:

if you ever feel restless please watch shark cam
sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!

yis

so peaceful

relax

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

pizzaight:

this has gone too far